House of Locos

Te Calmas O Te Calmo T-Shirt

PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA

$29.99

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Te Calmas O Te Calmo T-Shirt - Funny Spanglish Saying Tee for Latinx Attitude Lovers

Bring the sazón and sass wherever you go with our "Te Calmas O Te Calmo" T-Shirt - the perfect blend of Latino attitude and humor. Whether you're the peacemaker or the one laying down the rules, this shirt says it all with bold style and a wink of Spanglish flair.

Made for those who grew up hearing this iconic phrase from mamá, abuela, or tía, this tee is more than just fashion, it’s a whole vibe. Featuring a clean, bold design and ultra-soft fabric, it’s ideal for chilling with the crew, making TikToks, or repping your cultura with pride.

Perfect gift for Latinas, Latinos, and anyone who appreciates bilingual boldness. Available in multiple sizes and colors to suit every mood (calm or not-so-calm).

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

Why Shop With Us

Repping Culture, Humor, y Mucho Amor

Our Mexican-themed clothing brings the fiesta to your closet — bold, funny, and full of cultura. Whether you're repping tamales, tacos, or abuela's chancla, we've got you covered (literally). Customers say it’s like wearing orgullo — and we agree. 100% satisfaction, 100% puro corazón.

5 Star Reviews

We don’t just sell ropa con estilo - we treat you like familia. Fast shipping and customer service that actually cares. Got a question? We got you, no stress, no drama. Our 5-star reviews say it all — people love the quality y el sazón. Join the crew that reps cultura con corazón - and gets treated right.

Shipping & Delivery

Every piece we make is hecho just for you — on demand, con mucho cariño.

Why? Porque we want each item to be as unique as tú and your cultura.

As soon as you order, we get to work: printing, packing, and shipping your gear within 1–2 business days.

Most of our customers in the U.S. get their package in just 3–7 days (pero during holiday season, it might take 7–10).

We keep it fast, fresh, y con estilo — just how you like it. 💃🏽📦🔥