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Luz pa’ los Chismosos Scented Soy Candle Funny Mexican Protection Candle
Luz pa’ los Chismosos Scented Soy Candle Funny Mexican Protection Candle
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Let your space shine with power, protection, and a little chispa of attitude. Our “Luz pa’ los Chismosos que me Siguen en Silencio” Scented Candle isn’t just a candle—it’s a vibe. Hand-poured with pure soy wax and infused with a calming blend of white sage and lavender, this 9 oz candle helps clear the air of negativity... and nosy vibes.
Wrapped in a colorful, folk-art inspired label straight from the corazón of Mexican culture, this candle makes the perfect spiritual gift, altar addition, or hilarious reminder to keep your energy protected.
Whether you're lighting it during a limpia, for relaxation, or just to make your haters nervous—this candle does the job with sass and scent.
Product Features:
Scent: White Sage & Lavender (cleansing + calming)
Wax: 100% natural soy wax
Burn Time: Approx. 50–60 hours
Size: 9 oz reusable glass jar
Label Design: Mexican folk-style with funny text
Made in small batches with love and picardía
Perfect for: Gift for Latinas, protection rituals, spiritual humor lovers, or anyone who knows a few silent chismosos.
Why Shop With Us
Repping Culture, Humor, y Mucho Amor
Repping Culture, Humor, y Mucho Amor
Our Mexican-themed clothing brings the fiesta to your closet — bold, funny, and full of cultura. Whether you're repping tamales, tacos, or abuela's chancla, we've got you covered (literally). Customers say it’s like wearing orgullo — and we agree. 100% satisfaction, 100% puro corazón.
5 Star Reviews
5 Star Reviews
We don’t just sell ropa con estilo - we treat you like familia. Fast shipping and customer service that actually cares. Got a question? We got you, no stress, no drama. Our 5-star reviews say it all — people love the quality y el sazón. Join the crew that reps cultura con corazón - and gets treated right.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every piece we make is hecho just for you — on demand, con mucho cariño.
Why? Porque we want each item to be as unique as tú and your cultura.
As soon as you order, we get to work: printing, packing, and shipping your gear within 1–2 business days.
Most of our customers in the U.S. get their package in just 3–7 days (pero during holiday season, it might take 7–10).
We keep it fast, fresh, y con estilo — just how you like it. 💃🏽📦🔥
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